Monday, October 20, 2014

Meaningful Horror Movies to watch before Halo's Eve.

We all adore a good scary movie. The girl runs up the stairs instead of outside of the house; the group splits up when the morons should have stuck together, and the killer turns out to be the suspicious hot boyfriend. (Who is not in high school but is a 28-year-old Hollywood it-boy with abs).

There may be a general horror genre, but here are the films that have really set themselves apart from the painfully predictable.


1. Gone Girl

The casting was perfect; the music gave the audience heart palpitations, and Rosamund Pike was mesmerizing. This Gillian Flynn creation isn't your typical sex scandal thriller. It asks the question; How well do you really know your significant other? If you haven't read it then you won't guess the twist. Gone Girl is a very refreshing story, and it would be worthy of an investigation from Sherlock Holmes himself. I wouldn't recommend seeing this with your husband but if you do...don't be surprised if he disappears on you afterwards.


2. Silence of the Lambs


I've been a fan of this cinematic creep fest for years. The Silence of the Lambs has it all: A female hero, not one but two killers, and...helloooo Clarice, it has Anthony Hopkins! The symbols in this movie are fascinating. It is a mystery waiting for us to solve, and there are several lessons in psychology along the way. Silence of the Lambs is not a shallow story, and it's not for the shallow stomached.


3.Carrie

While the newest version of Carrie has the amazing starlet Chole Grace Moetz--- Sissy Spacek still takes the cake as the telekinetic teen. The older version is scarier. It has the authenticity of an old town and the spirit of a different time. Bullying is taken to the next level of evil in this cult classic. You see a different side of baby John Travolta, and you can feel the wrath of Carrie's religiously insane mother. If it's your first time watching it...don't skip the ending.


4. Cabin in the Woods



Oh, I love a good twist. Cabin in the woods is the best surprise. It starts out with a stereotypical group of college kids, and there is even the token stoner. This spectacular spookfest has tons of surprises and creatures that only live in your weirdest nightmares. There is a MERMAN, people. I give this film major cred for its originality. Just don't get super attached to any characters, and you'll make it through. The cutesy college kids? You could say that their fate is up to the Gods...

5. Prisoners

I was LIVID that this movie didn't receive any oscar noms. What an incredible film. Sure I was upset, angry, and very concerned about the children but it was a great story. Paul Dano was mesmerizing as he tends be in every movie. Big shout out to Jake Gyllenhaal for being the badass cop you'll love. There is no point during the film that you'll feel hope. Salvation comes when you least expect it. Prisoners displays humanity in an interesting way. It shows the way people react to tragedy on a spectrum, anywhere from heroic to drug addiction (I'm talking to you Maria Bello).

6. The Blair Witch Project




I was seven when this movie came out and as much as I begged and pleaded, no one would let me watch it. So I gave up and forgot, but when I turned 17, I finally got my wish. It was just like when the characters from Juno saw it on Starz. Except I didn't get impregnated by Michael Cera, I watched the movie. Say what you will, this movie was brilliant. The marketing, the mockumentary, the lack of a map! I was so scared after seeing it that at 17, I slept with the lights on for a week. It's amazing what happens to your mind when you never see the villain. Let your imagination run wild as you watch the Blair Witch bitch.


Go scare yourself silly,
Sasha



Tuesday, October 7, 2014

For The Love of Music

Watch this beautiful rendition of "God Only Knows" originally by The Beach Boys. This song is special for more reasons than there are celebrities in this video. If you love music as much as I do then I think, you'll enjoy this.


BBC Music is off to a beautiful start.



Fall asleep to this tonight,
Sasha

Thursday, October 2, 2014

AHS Title Sequence will have you Sh*ting your pants with Excitement!

Stop motion + baby doll heads + clowns = "Yup. Sleeping with the lights on tonight."

If you haven't seen the main sequence for American Horror Story: Freak Show yet, then stop what you're doing. I graduated from an Art and Design school that creates amazing motion and animation work, and I am dazzled by this creation. Not only is it scary but it was created with a tedious attention to detail. If the show is as good as the main sequence, then we really have something to look forward to this season. Enjoy my little freaks:


What is going on with that doll's anatomy at 42 sec? Straaange.

Have a freaky Friday,
Sasha

Everyone loves your BOOBS.

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and I just watched one of the most creative promotional videos for the cause. How many times do people check out your goodies every day? Why does that have anything to do with cancer? Watch how this eye-opening video to see how it all connects:


Have you been watching out for your own lady lumps? Don't stress, here's a few sources to tell you what you need to know:

BreastCancer.org:

http://bit.ly/1sZc1lX

National Cancer Institute:

http://1.usa.gov/1fQiueo

Take care of your lovely selves,

Sasha

The Mindy Project: HIGH-larious Quotes from this Week's Episode.


Mindy Kahling is a comedic genius, and I will hear no disagreements on the matter. The episodes have started off with a hilarious bang. #DannyandMindy have warmed our hearts and have given our faces early-onset laugh lines.

With that being said, here is a list of my favorite lines from this week's episode ,"Crimes & Misdemeanors & EX-BFS". Obviously they are all awesome but they are ranked in order of my favorite, cause this is my blog and I'll rank if I want to! 

HIGH-larious Quotes

1. "Ethiopian food is basically baby food anyway." - Lauren

2. "I've completely stopped eating as you can tell, I'm so thin." - Mindy

3."Rizzo! You want me to dress up like Rizzo from Grease!" -Mindy
  (Danny's bedroom role play fantasy)

4. "There is some very strange energy in this elevator" - Brendan

5."There's no space for you in there; it's where I keep my pressed jeans." - Danny
  (In regards to Danny's closet)

6. "I'm gonna pick you up after your first infraction at Dartmouth."- Peter
    (Peter seeing his future as an awesome dad)

7."She's not just a politician, Danny, she's a wife, a mother and a hunter!" - Mindy
   (Referring to Sarah Palin)


Also, I found this gem....


Best,

Beyonce Sasha Fierce Spaghetti